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No shoes. This shirt. Scoop Neck T-Shirt

Back of shirt says "no she's. this shirt. needs to go."

No shoes. This shirt. Scoop Neck T-Shirt

SIZE GUIDE

No shoes, no shirt, and some water - the only way to spend a Texas summer. Wear this t-shirt until you have to take it off and jump in. 

  • Back printed, blank front
  • Pre-shrunk 100% ring-spun cotton
  • 30 singles thread weight
  • Classic contoured silhouette with side seams
  • Single-needle stitched seamed collar
  • Double-needle stitched sleeves and bottom hem

Runs true to size. Please see size chart button next to size choice before ordering.

Our Texas Tees are made to order, so please expect a couple extra days while we print them for you. This helps reduce waste and allows us to bring you new Texas stuff more often.

T-Shirt Size Guide

XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL
Length 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34
Width 16 ½ 18 20 22 24 26 28 30

 

This male model is wearing a size M. He's 6.2 feet (190 cm) tall, chest circumference 37.7" (96 cm), waist circumference 33.4" (85 cm):

This female model is wearing a size M. She's 5.8 feet (178 cm) tall, chest circumference 34.6" (88 cm), waist circumference 27.16" (69 cm), hip circumference 37.7" (96cm):

Tank Top Size Guide

XS S M L XL 2XL
Body Length 26 27 28 29 30 31
Body Width 16 ¼ 18 ¼ 20 ¼ 22 ¼ 24 ¼ 26 ¼


As the shirts are hand made, the size measurements can vary by 2 inches. 

Toddler T-Shirt Size Guide (inches)

2T 3T 4T 5T
Width 12 13 14 15
Length 15 1/2 16 1/2 17 1/2 18 1/2
Fits Weight (lbs) 30 - 33 33 - 36 36 - 40 40 - 45
EUR size 92 98 104 110
Years 2 3 4 5
This model is a girl, 2 years old, and wearing a 2T size shirt:

sizing guide blue shirt on toddler

Scoop Neck T-Shirt Size Guide

US Measurements (Inches)

  XS S M L XL 2XL
Length (inches) 24 ½ 25 26 27 28 29 ½
Width (inches) 15 ½ 17 18 20 22 23

Capri Leggings Size Guide

Model Example:

This woman is 5.9 feet (179 cm) tall and wearing size M:

US Measurements (Inches)
XS S M L XL
Waist 25 ¼ 26 ¾ 28 ⅜ 31 ½ 34 ⅝
Hips 35 ⅜ 37 38 ⅝ 41 ¾ 44 ⅞


Specification info

XS S M L XL
A 11 ¾ 12 ⅝ 13 ⅜ 15 16 ½
B 18 ½ 19 ¼ 20 ⅛ 21 ¼ 22 ½
C 7 ⅞ 8 ¼ 8 ⅝ 9 9 ½


*This size guide shows product measurements taken when products are laid flat. Actual product measurements may vary by up to 1" because they’re custom-made by hand.

Crop Top Size Guide

US Measurements (Inches)
XS/SM M/L
Length 16 ½ 17 ½
Width 15 ⅝ 17 ⅛

Full Length Yoga Pants Size Guide

XS S M L XL
Waist 25 ¼ 26 ¾ 28 ⅜ 31 ½ 34 ⅝
Hips 35 ⅜ 37 38 ⅝ 41 ¾ 44 ⅞


Specification info

XS S M L XL
A 9 ⅞ 10 ⅝ 11 ⅜ 12 ⅝ 13 ¾
B 27 ⅛ 27 ½ 28 28 ¾ 29 ½
C 9 ⅞ 10 ¼ 10 ⅝ 11 ⅜ 12 ¼


*This size guide shows product measurements taken when products are laid flat. Actual product measurements may vary by up to 1" because they’re custom-made by hand.

Model is 5.9 feet (179 cm) tall and wearing size M:

blue yoga pants on model below torso

Baby Bodysuit Size Guide

US Measurements (Inches)
3-6M 6-12M 12-18M 18-24M
Width 9 3/8 9 7/8 10 3/8 10 7/8
Fits Baby Length 20 - 25 25 - 28 28 - 30 30 - 32
Fits Baby Weight (lbs) 12 - 16

 

This model is wearing size 12-18M, he is 2.8 feet (86 cm) tall and he's 1 year and 4 months old:

Spandex Shorts Size Guide

This woman is 5.9 feet (179 cm) tall and wearing size M: 

US Measurements (Inches)
XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Waist 25 ¼ 26 ¾ 28 ⅜ 31 ½ 34 ⅝ 37 ¾ 41
Hips 35 ⅜ 37 38 ⅝ 41 ¾ 44 ⅞ 48 51 ⅛


Specification info

XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
A 11 ¾ 12 ⅝ 13 ⅜ 15 16 ½ 18 ⅛ 19 ¾
B 4 4 ⅜ 4 ¾ 5 ½ 6 ¼ 7 ⅛ 7 ⅞
C 7 ⅞ 8 ¼ 8 ⅝ 9 9 ½ 9 ⅞ 10 ¼

 

This size guide shows product measurements taken when products are laid flat. Actual product measurements may vary by up to 1" because they’re custom-made by hand.

 

Please note that contact with rough surfaces and velcro fasteners should be avoided since they can pull out the white fibers in the fabric, damaging the shorts’ appearance.

Fashion Fit T-Shirt Size Guide

US Measurements (Inches)
  S M L XL 2XL
Width (inches) 17 ¼ 19 ¼ 21 ¼ 23 ¼ 25 ¼
Height (inches) 25 ½ 26 27 28 28 ½

Unisex Hoodie Size Guide

US Measurements (Inches)
S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Length 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33
Width 20 22 24 26 28 30 32 34

 

Metric Measurements (centimeters)

S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Length 66 68.6 71.1 73.7 76.2 78.7 81.3 83.8
Width 50.8 55.9 61 66 71.1 76.2 81.3 86.4

 

Athletic Shorts Size Guide

This model is wearing size M. He's 6.0 feet (183 cm) tall, chest circumference 42.5" (108 cm), waist circumference 33.5" (85 cm):
  • US sizes (In)
    • XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
    Waist 29 ⅞ 31 ½ 33 ⅛ 36 ¼ 39 ⅜ 42 ½ 45 ⅝
    Hips 37 38 ⅝ 40 ⅛ 43 ¼ 46 ½ 49 ⅝ 52 ¾


    Specification info

    XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
    A 11 ¾ 12 ⅝ 13 ⅝ 15 ½ 16 ½ 18 ½ 20 ¼
    B 6 ¼ 6 ¼ 6 ¼ 6 ¼ 6 ¼ 6 ¼ 6 ¼
    C 11 ⅜ 12 ¼ 13 ¼ 13 ¾ 14 ⅜ 14 ¾ 15 ⅜

     

    *This size guide shows product measurements taken when products are laid flat. Actual product measurements may vary by up to 1" because they’re custom-made by hand.

     

    Jersey Tank Top Size Guide

    XS S M L XL
    Chest 30 - 32 34 - 36 38 - 40 42 - 44 46 - 48
    Waist 28 - 30 30 - 32 32 - 33 33 - 34 36 - 38
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    Testimonials

    Good quality and very comfortable.. And may i add that I always have a hard time finding a hat that fits good..

    Silver Ramirez

    I was a little hesitant to order because I’ve gotten some crappy stuff from other clothing sellers on Facebook.

    But I’m glad to say, this experience was much better. The embroidery is nice, hat is high quality!

    Michael

    Can’t wait to take it to the beach next week!

    Amy
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